Definitive Ranking of the Best and the Worst Fruit Emojis

Hi there bloggers, readers, and everything in between! May you all have a blissful and beautiful saturday 🙂

Today is one of those days. You know, the kind of day that I’ve been itching to write something but unfortunately also managed to have lost my inspiration. So I thought: “Why write something deep and inspiring when the world is in need of knowing which digital phone fruit is the best and which is the worst?”

So without further ado, I present to you: The-Super -Official-Legimate-List-of-Best-and-Worst-Fruits™
(Ranked from worst to best)

Enjoy!
-Bryan

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#16 – Melon:  Melon just doesn’t only look but also tastes disgusting. Also I have a passionate personal hate for melons. I’m not biased.

🍈 Melon Twitter

#15 – Kiwi: It’s just really unsettling to see half of a cut up fruit. Also the seeds make me really uncomfortable. Really good for scaring away people, though.

🥝 Kiwi Fruit Twitter

#14 – Grapes: Honestly I don’t even know the reason why this exists other than that it’s a legitimate fruit so it’s kinda obligated to be included. Kind of like the friend that nobody likes but still hangs out with you because you’re too scared they’re going to something really bad when you break up the friendship.

🍇 Grapes Twitter

#13 – Avocado: The definition of hipster.

🥑 Avocado Twitter

#12 – Tomato:  Don’t even know if this is a fruit or a vegetable.

🍅 Tomato Twitter

#11 – Green Apple:  Plain, practical and simple. Kind of boring.
🍏 Green Apple Twitter

#10 – Red Apple: Slightly better than its green twin due to the fact that evil witches use red apples and you can send a message with this to make it  look innocent while you actually meant it maliciously.

🍎 Red Apple Twitter

#9 – Peach and Eggplant: Great for innuendos. I personally have a love-hate relationship with them.

🍆 Eggplant Twitter🍑 Peach Twitter

#8 – Lemon: May only be used when mentioned in the same sentence as Beyonce’s album.

🍋 Lemon Twitter

#7 – Pear: I’m okay with pears.
🍐 Pear Twitter

#6 – Strawberry: Simply the classical fruit.  Great if you want to come over sweet and innocent.
🍓 Strawberry Twitter

#5 – Banana: My personal all-time favorite fruit. Unfortunately have to give it some some negative points because it is peeled.  Unhygienic.

🍌 Banana Twitter

#4 – Orange  Tangerine: Great fruit, but angry because I’ve been living a lie. 
🍊 Tangerine Twitter

#3 – Watermelon: Nobody hates watermelons. They’re delicious. Also I heard they bring good luck if you eat enough of them.

🍉 Watermelon Twitter

#2 – Pineapple: Pineapples are great! They look fun, they taste sweet, and they remind me of summer.

🍍 Pineapple Twitter

#1 – Cherry:  100% the cutest. Anybody who tries to argue that is a liar. They’re just like two labrador puppies, doesn’t it look adorable? Cherry coke is also the best flavor. Coincidence? I think not.

🍒 Cherries Twitter

 

 

 

 

 

 

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