Hi there bloggers, readers, and everything in between! May you all have a blissful and beautiful saturday 🙂
Today is one of those days. You know, the kind of day that I’ve been itching to write something but unfortunately also managed to have lost my inspiration. So I thought: “Why write something deep and inspiring when the world is in need of knowing which digital phone fruit is the best and which is the worst?”
So without further ado, I present to you: The-Super -Official-Legimate-List-of-Best-and-Worst-Fruits™
(Ranked from worst to best)
#16 – Melon: Melon just doesn’t only look but also tastes disgusting. Also I have a passionate personal hate for melons. I’m not biased.
#15 – Kiwi: It’s just really unsettling to see half of a cut up fruit. Also the seeds make me really uncomfortable. Really good for scaring away people, though.
#14 – Grapes: Honestly I don’t even know the reason why this exists other than that it’s a legitimate fruit so it’s kinda obligated to be included. Kind of like the friend that nobody likes but still hangs out with you because you’re too scared they’re going to something really bad when you break up the friendship.
#13 – Avocado: The definition of hipster.
#12 – Tomato: Don’t even know if this is a fruit or a vegetable.
#11 – Green Apple: Plain, practical and simple. Kind of boring.
#10 – Red Apple: Slightly better than its green twin due to the fact that evil witches use red apples and you can send a message with this to make it look innocent while you actually meant it maliciously.
#9 – Peach and Eggplant: Great for innuendos. I personally have a love-hate relationship with them.
#8 – Lemon: May only be used when mentioned in the same sentence as Beyonce’s album.
#7 – Pear: I’m okay with pears.
#6 – Strawberry: Simply the classical fruit. Great if you want to come over sweet and innocent.
#5 – Banana: My personal all-time favorite fruit. Unfortunately have to give it some some negative points because it is peeled. Unhygienic.
Orange Tangerine: Great fruit, but angry because I’ve been living a lie.
#3 – Watermelon: Nobody hates watermelons. They’re delicious. Also I heard they bring good luck if you eat enough of them.
#2 – Pineapple: Pineapples are great! They look fun, they taste sweet, and they remind me of summer.
#1 – Cherry: 100% the cutest. Anybody who tries to argue that is a liar. They’re just like two labrador puppies, doesn’t it look adorable? Cherry coke is also the best flavor. Coincidence? I think not.