Last night I had an epiphany. Late at night I was watching this terrible fortune-telling programme —and I actually may not have told you all— but it’s possible that I might have a sixth sense.
So in this programme, people call to have their near future get foretold. This particular bright woman that they’d call would not only let them speak with passed away persons, but also give them some sort of vague prediction for what’s in store for them in the future based on their star signs. And I swear to you, by the end of the show, 90 per cent of what she was predicting, I was thinking the exact same thing. It’s almost like these shows are total bullshit. Huh. 🤔
Anyway, I figured I might as well try it for you, so today I’m going to predict your futures based on your star signs! Here we go, hope you enjoy! Continue reading “Your (not so serious) Horoscope for spring 2018”